To My Other Blog Mamas...

I dedicated my Thursday post to my lovely friend and blog mama Gina but the I have other lovies carrying bundles of joys that I am just as happy and excited for.

We all know the miracle and journey that pregnancy is so let's show some love to our beautiful blog mama's....

The Undomestic Army Wife @ ...And The Adventure Continues

This lovely lady is carrying twins, can you believe that?!? She looks great and I can only hope that I look that good if I have twins. This beautiful lady is stationed over in Germany while her husband is deployed awaiting the arrival of her first son and daughter, Jaxon & Hayley. Can you imagine that...just coming out the gate with twins and one of each sex...congrats girl!

Laura @ Army Wife Life

This sweetie I will actually will be meeting next Friday and I am super excited. She and her husband Jarrod are expecting their first child together and they're.....wait for it......finding out the sex TODAY!! I'm so happy for her and can't wait to see her and that adorable baby bump in person.

Brittany @ Confessions Of A Newlywed

I've been following this lovely lady for awhile and am trying to be a better commenter but she is one our newly sperminated blogfriends. Just in these couple days that I've found out she is pregnant her posts have been hilarious and brutally honest. I can't wait to follow along in this journey, I'm sure it will be a funny one! :)

Ally @ Life's A Beach

I am over the moon excited for Baby Beach to make their arrival. I've followed Ally for awhile and my heart has ached for the heartbreak her and her husband S have dealt with. This baby is a little miracle and I can't wait to see how these two thrive as parents.

MODG @ MODG (aka Martinis or Diaper Genies?)

Words escape me for the awesomeness that is this MODG. Nothing that I can say will sum up what you will find on her blog or with in 30 ft. of her, she is ball of fire. If this gives you a better idea, she has lovingly been referring her and husband B's first son as Plankton and receives gems like this from blog readers...

Like seriously...how can you not love this!?!

Ashely @ MAGMC

This cutie patootie is awaiting a birth mom to come along to get her adoption under way. I've read her blog for awhile and I know when the beautiful baby comes along her and her husband are going to be outstanding parents. Keep you in my prayers sweetie!

Rachel @ Our Life In West Virginia

This blog mama and her husband are expecting their first child, a son named Connor in a few short weeks. I've also been a long time follower of her blog and was excited to be able to read along through this journey with her. I can't wait till baby Connor gets her to see that he's just as cute as his mama!

ReRe @ Re-Ramblings

ReRe and James are expecting their first baby and son River soon and I super duper puffy heart 100% excited to see this little guy. I can't wait to see the little biracial cutie and having parents like ReRe and James guarantees this child will be hilarious and adorable. Aunt Little Woman can't wait to meet you River....big kisses little man!

Mrs. Love Bug @ The Adventures Of A Mrs.

Full term blog baby here....how freaking cute is she with that belly bump and full term baby chilling in there?!? I've followed along throughout her whole pregnancy and she has been a hoot the whole time. Between her clever quips and the cute things her and her hubs are getting for their first child and daughter Isabella, I'm estactic to meet the little beauty.

Brittany @ Dalomba Days

Brittany and her husband Job are expecting their first child and son Reid in a couple months and I couldn't be more happy for them both. I've followed along throughout her pregnancy and it has been amazing to see her grow and come into motherhood. Her and her husband are going to be fabulous parents and Reid is going to be lucky to have them as parents.

The Hnou Mrs. @ The Hnou Mrs.

I've been following this girl from the beginning stages of my blogging and have followed along through her wedding and now she had announced she's expecting. I am so happy for her and her husband Chris and judging by the way she is with her adorable nieces I know she will be a wonderful mother.

Alin @ This Years Love

Sorry for the headless picture

 I couldn't find one with a head but she is a beauty, trust me. Her and her hubs are expecting their first child and son in a couple months and like many others she has been brutally honest and hilarious throughout her pregnancy. I can see this kid being the class clown if he's anything like his mama.

Justine @ Almost There

I wanted to include Justine because besides the fact she is a near and dear blogfriend, she is also a grieving mama. I have met Justine and her wonderful hubby Jon and had the pleasure of spending the weekend with her and our other Florida blog loves. During that time she opened up with her struggle with fertility so when she found out she was pregnant last week her and Jon were beyond thrilled (see pic above). Sadly only a few short hours later Justine learned that she was miscarrying and was losing the baby that they and many others have been praying for. It breaks my heart because I know how bad she wants to me a mama and I know what fantastic parents her and Jon will be once given the opportunity. So please keep them both in your prayers during this hard time and pray that they will be blessed with a miracle from God.

I'm very happy for all the ladies and can't wait to meet their sweet little babes, Aunt Lil' Woman says hello from the blogosphere and no your mama lied, I do not live in your computer.....she's silly isn't she!?  :)

Congrats ladies on creating life and hopefully future bloggers!!!

**P.S. I took all these pics from the girls blogs...hope ya'll don't mind**

My 'List'

I've seen this around the blogs and decided that since it's a Friday will head out to the weekend with some eye candy. You know 'the list'...that special list that you and your love might have of 'If the oppurtunity arose, I would...'. Of course in reality we all know we will probably not get that chance but it's nice to dream sometimes.

So here's

 Little Woman's 'Mmm Mmm Mmm' List

James Franco

Umm hello sexiness...I don't know how anyone cannot not find this man gorgeous..it should be illegal!

Johnny Depp

I don't give a crap how old he is or if he looked and sounded scary in Willy Wonka....this man will probably have my heart forever.

Collie Buddz

A reggae singer that Big Man put me on to (big mistake)...and for the longest time I thought it was a black guy singing because let's be honest who really knows that many white reggae artists...but this look and this song...meow!

And you didn't think I was going do a list like this and not include some chocolate yummy goodness, psshh

Tyson Beckford

I'm not sure what dude is looking like now but back in his hey day of this shot....yum!!

T.I.

Some people may not agree with me on this one but something about this guys swagga and attitude makes me think he is sexy. He just got that look on his face like he's going to punish me (in a good way ; ) ) lol.

I have some more but my computer battery is about to die...so this will be one of many installments.

What guys would make your 'list?!?

Big Man Thinks He Can Stay Away From All This Sexiness...

PPPPSSSSSSHHHHH!

(I'd like to see that boy try!)

I don't know about your hubbies or boyfriends, but when Big Man doesn't get some of Little Woman's 'little bits' he becomes a big crabby patty and sulks around the house. I'm not kidding. He tries to pass it off as having other shit on his mind...but I know...woman's intuition you might say.

(<---P.S. That's my gangsta/bad bitch face...lol :) )

Sometimes it because of AF or because he was a jerk earlier that day and I'm holding a grudge and withholding the goodies. Yeah, I'm that girl that will withhold sex on grounds of bad behavior.

C'mon we learned this stuff in kindergarten:
-Treat others the way you want to be treated
-Sharing is caring

So if you treat me nice then I will share...(wink, wink)

Now you may (or may not) be asking yourself why I'm divulging this information to you, well there is 3 reasons:

1. Sharing is caring... (c'mon guys keep up here!)
2. If you haven't noticed, I'm not shy. I have no problems sharing embarassing or crude stories.
3. Big Man & I have entered into A BET!!!

Oh yes! After telling Big Man about his antics and his sexual misbehavior, which he completely denied, we I decided that the only way to solve this was to put it in bet form.

THE BET: That we both have to hold off on sex till our anniversary (November 7th!). Until that time we must treat each other nice and not fight, in general or about anything pertaining to sexual relations (including those of the oral and hand kind) Who ever gives in or gets mad first is the loser.

(No sex for a month....Me: No, problem..I'm a woman, I can withhold like it's my job...Big Man: hmm, not soo much.)

If I Win: Besides sex, I get an extra surprise on our anniversary getaway. Oh yea, I forgot to mention...Big Man is taking me on another mini vacay. We're going away for the weekend but I don't know where yet...It's a surprise.

If Big Man Wins: He gets sex-o for a week straight, when and where and however many times, he wants. Now I know this is going to come around and bite me in the ass, but whatevs.

So there it goes...
Which sex is the stronger one?

Vote in the poll on the left sidebar!

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Come back later today to catch up on Martha Mondays!

I forgot the book at home, my bad! :)

She Knows Me To Well...

The lovely Gina over at Namaste By Day passed on what I think is an award/challenge! And since I'm a bit of a blog funk lately, this is the perfect excuse to blog about something I can totally talk about...The rules state: Tell us 3 things about your sex life. You can make them whatever you want and it doesn't necessarily have to pertain to your current partner (or a partner at all for that matter). You can talk about your likes or dislikes, your kinky fetishes or your secret desires. You can tell us a funny story about the time you were having sex in the woods with your old boyfriend and you both ended up with 1,000 tics. Whatever you want... its totally up to you!

1. When I first moved to Florida, you'll remember that I was a bit of a wild child. Besides all of that I was beginning to 'explore my sexuality' (cough slut cough) and had a select few suitors that I would hook up with. Me and my roommate on the college program just happened to be seeing sleeping with two other guys that were also roommates. So we had the bright idea that we should hook up together and then when given the signal we would high five! :) So there I am on my bed getting freaky and she's on our other roommate's bed (horrible but that girl was a total bitch and racist) going at it. Everything is going smoothly we give each other high fives and then I start noticing that dude isn't even looking at me. WTF?!? What is he doing? Well I'll tell you what he was doing. WATCHING HIS HOMEBOY!!! No lie! Dude must have been feeling inferior cause the next thing I know were going from smooth, sensual sexin' to jabbin' jack rabbit type shit. At one point I seriously thought he was going to break my vagina (and no he was not even packin heat like that) and when I got to that point I pushed his wack ass off me and told him to get the fuck out. Who does that?
2. Since my sister was pregnant when she was getting married we couldn't host a raunchy bachelorette party with booze, strippers, and clubs like we wanted to, so they did the next best thing and had a sex toy party. I will be the first on too admit I love these parties. They have the silliest things and you know the whole spiel about how their novelty items, blah, blah, blah. Well after many laughs and demonstrations from my aunts, myself, and sister's closest friends the party was beginning to wrap up. At this point in my life, I was still living in Florida, single, and sick and tired of just hooking up with wack dudes so I did what any reasonable daughter would do......asked my mom to buy me a vibrator (seriously living by myself in FL, I barely had $$ for food let alone sex toys) My mom initially laughed it off and told me I was crazy. I really wanted it and was determined to get so I stated to my mom that 'this was a good investment because not only can vibrators not get you pregnant, they also protect you from STD's (soo true!) and would she want her youngest, the baby of her little family going back to Florida and sleeping with some creep and getting knocked up or getting a disease'...I think not! You need to protect your children right!? And that's how I got my first vibrator, a perfectly pink Eager Beaver! :)
3. Can't leave Big Man out can I?!? Big Man and myself have a very good relationship (duh!) and a pretty hot sex life, if I must say so myself. I let him to do some pretty freaky things to me and am down for almost anything (sorry, no booty action here). Anywho, we're pretty adventuresome people and like to try out new things. I'll dress up for him and he'll bring some cool stuff home to try out. So one afternoon were in bed and about to make some sexy time and when he starts getting going, I feel something weird. I brush it off at first and think that it's just in my mind. Then it keeps happening with each thrust, my vagina is pulsating. WTF?!?! I start freaking out in my mind that somehow, I don't even know how it would happen, but that my coochie is having some sort of seizure. OMG! What do I do? I didn't really want to say anything to Big Man because he looked like he was enjoying himself but I couldn't take it anymore. I finally told him to stop and that something was wrong with my girly bits and we couldn't go on. He looked at me kind of strangely and asked 'Is this what your feeling?' while pointing down. Low and behold, somehow when I wasn't paying attention he slid on a vibrating c--- (I hate that word, it grosses me out, unless it's followed by sucker) ring. I was a a little embarrassed but not as much as I would have been if I went to the E.R. and told them that my vagina was having seizures! :)

After recapping that, they seem kinda TMI worthy...so here I come Lilu!

This is my first TMI Thursday and I'm coming hard with not one but three stories.

So as Lilu says:***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

Enjoy! :)

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And I would like to pass this on to some people but I'm not sure who would actually participate so I'm challenging everyone (who's willing to share) to take part in his sexy time challenge!

Blondie I know you probably have some stories so don't be shy!

Witness This!

So much for a Kobe-LeBron faceoff.

My husband/future baby daddy (ya know just in case things don't work out with me & Big Man) brought it home last night bringing himself and the rest of the Orlando Magic team to become the

EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS!!!

(Is it wrong that I called Big Man Dwight last night when kissing goodnight?)

Going into this conference the Magic were pretty much counted out from the beginning. Everyone and their mama wanted to see the two Nike groupies (LeBron & Kobe) go head to head in a big name showdown.

I'll admit after Thursdays game in Cleveland, I was getting a little worried about my home team but coming back to O-Town and playing on their home turf, the Magic came back and smashed the Cavs.

I give LeBron credit, he is a hell of a basketball player, but it takes more than one person to carry a team. Remember the old saying "There's no I in team".

(My jump-off Rashard Lewis )

The fourth quarter was sad to watch for the Cavs.

By the last 4 minutes, is was inevitable and obvious that Orlando was taking the game.

Final Score: Orlando- 103 Cleveland- 90

Downtown Orlando last night was ridiculous.

Though I didn't go out (hello 5am job!), a couple of my friends did and I heard that it was packed and filled with fans and locals celebrating all together!

(My two boys together...how cute!! )

My Steelers took it during the SuperBowl and I'm hoping the Magic can do the same.

They have the cards stacked against them, with alot of people predicting that the Lakers will sweep the Finals

...but hopefully the Magic can surprise us again!!!

The Finals start June 4th!

P.S. Iva, I know your hubby is a pro basketball player, so if he has the connects tell him to holla at your girl! Howard & Lewis are my 'get outta jail free cards'...lol ; )

Big Man-isms! : )

Warning: This post may be a little TMI..so proceed at your own risk : )

Does your husband or boyfriend/girlfriend ever say anything to the tenth degree of lameness that all you can possibly do is laugh at them!?!

That is what happened in Big Man's truck today as I was waiting to clock in for work. There I was enjoying my Woman's Day magazine browsing the recipe section to see if I could act like I know how cook while Big Man was enjoying Demetri Martin on Youtube via cell phone....when the conversation took a turn for the funny:

Me: (while looking @ a picture of a washer/dryer in the magazine) I can't wait till we move because we'll have a washer & dryer in the house

Big Man: Ya know will have sex on there...ya know what I'll call it?!

Me: What?

Big Man: Dirty Laundry

Me: What about in front of the fire place?

Big Man: Fire-wood .. get it?

Me: You are soo wack!

Big Man: You love me.

Me: Sadly... :)

His wackness continued on for about another ten minutes in which the golf course behind our house = caddy shacking and doing it in the garage had something to do with lube (ugh!).

And to you ladies shaking your heads in disgust and pointing your fingers..

Don't act like you didn't "bless" your house when you moved in!

And if you didn't..well then...I suggest you do, it's pretty damn fun, just don't knock stuff off your table like they do in the movies....it's not as sexy in real life and I was pissed I scratched my new effin table! : )