I Wish The DMV Would Kill Itself.

Why I ask you does the Department of Motor Vehicles have to make it so difficult to get anything accomplished?!?

First, let's discuss their hours...

One day they're open for this but not for that but you can only get this till this time but you can get the other anytime but only till this certain time. What crazy person came up with this type of schedule? If you know...please punch them in the face for me. 

Second, the lines...

No matter when you go or where you go there is always a line out the ass to get in there. If they know how busy it gets, wouldn't it make sense to have more than four people working there throughout the day. 

Third, customer service...

I know it's not just where I live, but why are most of the people that work at the DMV assholes??? I have not only encountered these douchbags in Pennsylvania but also in Florida so I know it's not just a regional thing. I know they could give two shits what I'm there for, but a smile would go a long way.

Finally, their stupid prerequisites and restrictions

If I have a Social Security card and a U.S. albeit out of state license, then why do I need to show my birth certificate? I obviously was born in the United States hence how I have a license in the first place. And geez louise, I was born in this state and this county...ugh.

I have gone on this tangent because in trying to change my Florida plates and registration (which I may add is expired) I have encountered problem after problem in trying to get a PA license. It would be easy if I had my birth certificate but I unfortunately lost it due to a dickhead roommate and have yet to get it replaced. 

I know they have their rules for some reason or another but at this moment I am extremely irritated with the whole process. I don't look forward to going through all this crap again when I have to change

my name after the wedding  : (

Not cool DMV, not cool.

Blogging Break...

I'm taking a blogging break for a little bit...not like I'm super important and you'll die without me but I wanted to let you know just in case you were wondering where Lil' Woman went.

The job is going good but with the schedule I'm working now it has left me drained and with little time for Big Man, my family, friends, and other obligations, so blogging needs to take a backseat for a little (maybe like a week, maybe longer) so I can get caught up on my other loves in my life.

You all know that I love blogging and I will probably read and comment here and there but I just need this break and need to focus on a couple other things right now.

See ya in a little bit loves : )

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Also congrats to Gina and the whole Namaste family on the birth of their beautiful son Grayson...he's just as gorgeous as his mama! : ) Aunt Lil' Woman sends big hugs and lots of kisses!!!

Well Shit On A Shingle...

I lost that stupid effin cell phone of mine.

I HATE YOU T*MOBILE AND YOUR DUMB DASH PHONE TOO!!!

In all fairness, I can't blame it completely on T-Mobile since I'm the one who physically misplaced it, but they must take credit for making such a shitastic phone....that I would barely charge because it displayed a error message everyday.

I for warn you now ladies, don't ever buy that hunk of junk. I thought it was cute and since I was kickin' it old school style with a flip, I wanted to upgrade to something more sleek and blackberrish. But it is nothing like a black*berry, it's actually an insult to even compare that thing to even being a phone. It makes calls and sends texts but that is where the bells and whistles stop. Camera phone-HA! Stupid thing can only hold like 5 pictures. Text messaging- can't receive any pictures messages because it won't download. I can run through a list of all the crappy features of this phone but to save my energy and yours, I won't.

The thing is I'm not that mad about losing the phone itself, because obviously I have a love/hate relationship with it....the thing I'm mad about is that all the applications I've put out everywhere have that cell number on it. I need to get a new phone and new Pennsylvania number but I didn't think I would have to do it just yet and now if anyone calls for a job I won't get any of the messages.

GRR!!!

If anyone is in the Northeastern area of Pennsylvania and finds a Dash with a cracked screen (booze and cell phones don't belong together..oops!) please call.............shit, nevermind....just shoot me an email.

I hate technology! : (

My Life Lately....

Is pretty lame!

I'm reading every one's blog seeing the fun things they're doing and awesome places they're going and my life is pretty much the complete opposite right now. Life in Little Woman Land is tame at best. Unemployment is still sucking ass but I'm optimistic that doors will be open soon.

Besides being on the job search, I've also been making moves to get back in school. If any time...this is the best time to start being proactive and start thinking long term future wise and school is something I obviously want to finish.

I'm trying to enjoy the summer and I will probably regret these words down the road but I'm wayyyy more excited about getting back into school and getting my education on. I have an appointment with a academic counselor on Wednesday afternoon to discuss the steps of enrolling back into school and what credits from Florida will hopefully transfer up here and if all goes well, I'm hoping I'll be able to get in for this fall.

If you followed this blog for awhile you'll know that I'm a planner and to do lister and not having structure to my day is making me crazy. I had high and probably unrealistic hopes that I would get here to PA, find a job quickly and start my life and everything would be honky dory but that is not the case obviously.

I'm struggling not having structure and honestly I'm not getting any younger so I want my life to start getting underway (A.D. you know what I'm talking about). Though I love my parents I don't want to be in my high school room forever, unemployed, scraping for cash. Next year me and Big Man will be married and if all were to go well, I would like to have my own house, have some money put away, and start making some mixed babies! :)

I'm going to be 25 next April and maybe I'm having one of those quarter century crisis' but moves need to be made soon before I flip my shit. I'm hoping some job opportunities we'll pan out this week and that I'll be on the start to something great soon.

Fingers crossed.

I'm So Sorry..

I have been a shitastic blogger and have not been keeping up but I will have a great post tomorrow with some very exciting (well for me) news!!

Love ya's!! :  )

This Is Winter In Florida..

The last time I felt weather in the 50's....

It was winter in Florida!!!

My Pennsylvania blood has thinned over the last five years in Florida and I just can't take the cold weather like I used to. If I had the that outfit I would def. be dressed up like Randy from The Christmas Story to go outside today.

Can you imagine me when winter and snow actually arrive back in Pennsylvania?!?  I'm going to be the biggest pussy ever....ugh! The weather fools you up here. I look out the window this morning like 'Wow, it's so bright and sunny and beautiful out' and then I open the door and BAM get smacked with a chilling breeze.

Now all you PA-ians can sit at your computer and laugh at the wackness of Little Woman and my bitching of 50 degree weather...like 'Err duh L.W., what were you thinking, we get in the single digits up here!' and I know that but for right now can someone grab me a snuggie and a hot chocolate and cuddle me?!? : )

Are You Sure?!?

Me and Big Man got into somewhat of a tiff this weekend

It all started when we were showering  and our towels were confused and Big Man went into this big debate. I don't know but I can assume things were simmering under the surface but our little heated debate went from towels, to his sloppy closet, to my sloppy car, to shared responsibility, to my need to constantly be reassured.  

Everything besides the latter, I brushed off and had a creative comeback to. But he hit a nerve when he said I am constantly seeking reassurance from him when I do stuff. I suppose that he is right though since I became so upset (I blame the tears on AF) but he was hard to hear none the less. 

I don't know when I became this person, even I myself have noticed times when I felt uncomfortable making decisions and would rely on his yay or nay approval. Now this is not to say that I am not a free thinking woman and cannot make decisions for myself but I think I have become so wrapped up in the 'we' and have let the 'i' fall to the wayside. 

I want to go back to the more independent woman I was before where I was strong in my decisions and convictions and wasn't always relying on outside input. 

Another goal on my 101 in 1001 was to become a better girlfriend/fiancee/wife (#80) and I think working on myself and improving on this 'flaw' will help me become more self-assured person and a better wife in the future.

Yet Again...

We are back at a hotel

This time with Mia in tow.

They decided to clean by pumping oxygen into the house (?) so obviously we can't stay there,  not unless we want to die. Ugh! It's really tiring going back and forth and trying to live out of a suitcase. You should see my legs, hairy mchairyson over here...Big Man is going to need a weed whacker to get anywhere near this sexiness.

I'll be soooooooo freakin' thankful when this is all over.

Where's My Damn Snuggie?!?

I just looked at the weather to see what the forecast was today and this morning it is 27 degrees, but it says it feels like

19!!!

Nineteen f*cking degrees, what the hell....this is suppose to be the Sunshine State.

Now I know you notherners are like what are you complaining about, we've been been in the teens and snowed in for days, and that is my point exactly. You guys are already used to the cold. Since December and probably way earlier, you've been able to wrap yourself up in cute cardigans and peacoats. You've had time to adjust to the cold.

Do you know what I was doing in December?

Walking around in shorts, flip flops and tanktops. There were days down here in December where it was in the 80's and we were just chilling still eating our ice cream and still taking trips to the beach.

I like the change of pace and the snap of cold weather but I'm not digging this consistent coldness. Maybe if I was prepared but my wardrobe is severely lacking and all my warm clothes are in storage. I'm seriously wearing my bubble winter jacket in the fitness center.

Better invest in these before our move...

One for mama:

One for daddy:

(and maybe mama, cause that's awesome)

And one for baby:

Brrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

Why Does The Holidays Do This?!?

Bring out the stupid in people!!!

It is ridiculous the amount of people I wanted to punch in the face and run over yesterday, while I was out snatching up after Christmas sales. Though I will admit it was my stupidity for even wanting to go out in that mess but c'mon by the time things are 70% off, it's pretty much only junk then.

Anyways so Me, Big Man, and the girls trekked out to the stores and luckily Big Man was driving cause this would have been me otherwise....

Between dumb people not using their signals, people running lights, tourists, the kajillion people trying to get to Disney World, people trying to drive back home, idiots cutting us off, and just overall madness everywhere, I was ready to grab my goods and get going. I was mostly on the lookout for Christmas decor and such that was marked 50% off (you know how I roll) that I could use for next year.

Sadly, I lost that new pretty holiday basket I just bought from Michael's in the fire and the naughty Santa sign so I  wanted to snatch up some new goodies and store them away. Big Man bought me two new baskets so all is well again in the Little Home but there will always be fond memories of the basket that was. Besides hitting up Michaels, we also checked out the sales at Old Time Pottery, 2 Walmarts, and Target.

I wasn't crazy impressed by the merchandise this year but I did find a couple of cute things that will have a home next year when we move to PA. Here's a couple of things I was able to get half off on:

Michaels: 2 Small Holiday Baskets

Old Time Pottery: Teddy Bear Ornament (gift for next year), Christmas Tree Decorative Plate/Serving Dish, Mitten Outdoor Lights

Walmart: Cinnamon Candle, Candy Looking Small Dish, Holiday Soap Dispenser, Gift Ornament, Another Holiday Plate

Target: New Red and Green Stockings for Big Man & Me (the others were "ruined" in the fire atleast that's what I told Big Man so I could get new ones that can be monogrammed), and a dog Christmas ornament for Mia.

We might head back out today to see if we can find anything else but Big Man insisted that we go to the places he wants to go today so we'll see how this day pans out. Wish me luck...lol :)

Whiney McWhinester

Lately I've been filling my blog with a lot of fluff posts (don't act like you haven't noticed all the pictures) and though they are fun and light hearted, it's not truly how I've been feeling lately.

I try to be upbeat and positive for the most part but I've been feeling stressed and overwhelmed lately and I just need to get shit off my chest before I explode. I understand some people have it ALOT worse and some of these things people might not think are about as bad as they seem but these are the things bothering me right now, so I won't blame you if you stop reading now....this might become long and rambling.

I think most of these feelings started when school started. I suddenly started to feel like claustrophobic and that's when I started my decluttering/organizing my life and shit. So since I really don't think I can write coherently, let's break it down in to categories...

School

I was excited to start school at first cause I'm getting closer to getting my Associates but then after the College Algebra drama and being overwhelmed with all the reading for my classes, I feel like I'm falling behind. I know I can rectify this by prioritizing more but it's still stressing me out. I shouldn't be worrying about my peers but I feel like so far behind everybody with starting my life. Seems like everyone my age is getting there master's and stuff like that.

My House

Remember that thing about a clear house, a clear mind...well I got my house all spic and spanned and looking good so I could devote my time to my studies..(I'm anal about that shit..if crap is all cluttered around and shit is dirty, I feel gross and closed in and I can't concentrate till it's clean)...well about 24 hours after it was done, it was messed up again. It might just be me because I have a certain way of thinking and doing things, but if I do the dishes and clean the house, shouldn't someone at least empty the dishwasher or try to keep it somewhat decent? I woke up this morning to a half empty dishwasher, but guess where the dishes are..sitting in the sink. Now wouldn't it be easier to just unload it and just load the dirty ones as you go? Please tell me I'm not crazy.

Money

I know I'm pretty lucky because I still have a job but living paycheck to paycheck is giving me anxiety to the millionth degree. Every week when I get a pay check it goes in one hand and out the other. If it's not bills, it's something with my car, if it's not my car it's something with the house...etc. How I my suppose to pay off my debt or save to move if i have no money left over?

The Move

This is one of my biggest stressors. Though I am super excited to move (seriously I can't wait to start my new life up north, going home!) I can't help but think of all the stuff I need to do and how all these expenses are going to add up quick. I'm stressing about the money it's going to cost for the actual move up their, how staying with my parents is going to be, finding a job, still being able to make my car payments, saving money to buy a house, getting my degree in education,..etc. I'm so much of a planner, that not knowing what is going to happen is driving me insane.

Health & Body

I FEEL KNOW I'M FAT! Lately, I've been just getting down on my looks and it's really shaking my self confidence with how I look lately. Going through my old photos might not have been the greatest idea since now I've been focusing on who I was to what I become now. Big Man still thinks I'm sexy but I feel like I'm a fatty mcfatass. I'm about 40-50 lbs. overweight and I can really feel it. Me and Big Man went to Blizzard Beach on Wednesday and climbing the stairs to the slides fucking killed me. I thought I was gonna die by the time that I got to the top. Smoking probably isn't helping either...I'm such a chicken shit when it comes to that. I feel like I can do but then I just give into my self and end up going to buy a pack. Ugh. Smoking is fucking up my body and money matters. :(

And so you know I'm not just going to cry and be a little whiny baby about this, I've already started thinking of things to improve all this crap that is keeping me down, I can be proactive, I promise:

School: Since both of my classes follow pretty strictly to their syllabus, I want to find a good schedule of studying, completing homework and tests, and staying on top of things that we'll allow me to allot my time efficiently.

My House: Talk to FMIL and Big Man about ways that we can help each other around the house

Money: Re-do my financial fix-up budget so I can get back on track with my bills, start a savings account for the move and for my debt bills so I can start putting money in little by little that will hopefully add up, stop smoking to save some money, start learn how to cook more.

The Move: Research more, and stop stressing. Whatever happens is gonna happen.

Health & Body: Most importantly is to stop smoking..I feel like if I stop that, that it will help me workout better and get in shape. I also want to start eating better, take Mia for more walks, start jogging again with Big Man, and really commit to the Shred.

If any of you ladies or gents have ANY tips for me whether it be with weight loss, stopping smoking, money matter, getting into the education field, domestic skills, moving, etc.. I would GREATLY appreciate it.

For all you ladies that made it this far, bless you heart!

In The Words Of Nene: You's A Hook-ah!

Since Big Man and myself began our relationship a little less then 3 years ago, I have not been a fixture on the club scene. Back in the day I would be there probably 3-4 nights a week shaking my booty, but now a days your lucky if you see me there 2-3 times a year.

So last night my girlfriend Blondie and I decided to hit up Tabu Nightclub for a some drinks ($13 pay @ the door pay no more....unlimited drinks, holla!), dancing and my favorite people watching.

Well my beautiful bloggy buddies, Lil' Woman has been out of the game too long because on the walk to the club and when we got inside, this is what about 98% of 'ladies' (and I use that term loosely) were wearing:

WTF?!?

I was dressed like a freaking nun in my skinny jeans, cute tunic, and boots (me+heels+hours of dancing= not a good idea) compared to these girls.

Seriously, is this the new dress code for clubs because I obviously missed the memo on this. I know they'll all want to look cute and sexy and want to attract attention from the opposite sex, but c'mon, your leaving nothing to the imagination...

Speaking of leaving nothing to the imagination, so there me and Blondie are at the edge of the dance floor sipping on our Blue Long Islands, people watching when we see a couple dirty dancing on the dance floor. That's fine, whatever, it's a club but it is not cool when your wearing this:

Humping your boyfriend the guy you just met 5 minutes ago when your not wearing any damn underwear!!!

I kid you not, she was going to town on this dude, ass all hanging out the back and then she starts grinding on his leg and her dress rode all the way, and there it is, her Britney for all to see!

I found it kinda of funny at first, like haha whatta slut, but after awhile it just was disturbing and I was glad to see when the security came down and told her to stop acting like a ho.

I don't claim to be a size 0 or be skinny by any definition, but fuller ladies this applies to you as well.

Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it.

I saw wayyy too many back rolls, cellulite, ass dimples, and cleavage to last me a life time.

And P.S. to the dude who wouldn't stop following me around the club, if I wanted a someone on my ass, I would have stayed at home with MY BOYFRIEND!!!

All in all though it was fun night out with my girl, Blondie (she'll make you drink like a fish!) and even though I didn't look like a prostitute, I still had a pretty good time! :)

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My favorite song to dance to at the club...

(warning, kinda dirty song)

Tony Matterhorn - Dutty Wine

I love me some reggae music, thank God I have a Caribbean boyfriend :)

I Feel Funny...

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As you all may know, I have been sick for the past couple of days.

I took my mama's advice and got some Tussin DM (seriously it's called Tussin, that Robo knockoff) to fight off some of my coughing and chest congestion. So last night I'm sitting here at work and I take my Tussin and about a half hour later I start getting a killer headache, you know one of those headaches that you feel in your eye ball. I do what any sane person would do and scavenge to find some pills to pop to numb my pain. Luckily at the gym we carry Bayer, so I took two of those.

Everything was fine and dandy till about an hour later.

I was there sitting at my desk, reading all you ladies blogs when I start feeling a little weird. Yeah, my headache was gone but my eyes felt like they were geekin the fuck out and I had this weird woozy feeling in my head. I tried to focus but when I was reading a blog the pictures started looking bigger and the colors were tripping me out, so I logged off.

Luckily it was time for me to clock out and go home but driving like that wasn't any better. My pupils were so effin big that I was freaking myself out and driving in the dark with all the lights was scaring me. I arrived home safely and Big Man put me to bed with some water and milk to drink to sop up my drugs (lol) but not before singing me this

Asshole...

And for his information it feels completely different being jacked up on cough medicine & bayer than it does off weed :)

I'll need parental supervision taking my meds anymore!

Bitchy Betty

...I am effin sick and am coughing up my lung every 20 minutes

...I stayed up till almost 2am watching Rescue Me with Big Man

...Not realizing I work the AM shift at my job this morning

...Was an hour late for work this morning

...Can't remember if I clocked in or not

...Spilled Gatorade all over the desk as well as myself

...Super tired and achy

I think you get the gist of how my day is going.

Hopefully a nap and some cold medicine will perk me up a little bit and I'll be back in my regular form later tonight or tomorrow.

His Other Girlfriend...

You would think that I am the one and only true love in Big Man's world, wouldn't you?!?

Well I'm sorry to tell you ladies but your wrong.

After a year or so of dating I realized that I was not Big Man's only prize possession...(*wipes away tear*) Silly me, how could I be so foolish to think that I could be the only thing to hold his hearts content.

The first hussy that gets his motor going his Ford Explorer

( I don't know all the details about it but I know it's big and he worships her)

He'll spend hours upon hours outside on the driveway vacuuming, cleaning, waxing and practically licking the car clean. And damn me to hell if I go out and disturb him during this intimate moment with her. He'll wash and wax my car, but I can tell he doesn't put the TLC into my silver bullet like he does his 'Blue Baby'.

The second hussy that pushes all his right buttons is his X-box.

You know what I did at 1am on Black Friday morning this past year?? Sat my little cold booty outside of Circuit City for four hours with Big Man so he could get that stupid little box. Stupid me, what was I thinking? Again the boy can spend hours upon hours just staring at the TV playing those games.

I don't understand how to play any of those games. Grand Theft Auto, if I wanted to kill a hooker I'd go down to OBT and pop one. Call Of Duty, I have to bad of eyes to even see those soldiers coming. I like to kick it old school style with some Nintendo, Super Mario Bros. 3, Duck Hunt, and Excite Bike (remember that game, had such horrible graphics..)

And here is Big Man in all his avatar glory:

(kinda cute..lol)

Gamer's Wife, I don't know how you deal girl! :)

Does your husband/boyfriends/girlfriends have any obsessions?!?

P.S. Big Man came out while I was writing this and saw that I was shitting on his vices and told me I have no life....who's calling the kettle black?!? :)

Pathetic!!!

Do you have people in your life that just don't seem to go away no matter how hard you try?!?

I do!..That person is Big Man's ex-girlfriend!

Just like any good girlfriend I am protective over my man, especially when it comes to ex-girlfriends. I don't mind if Big Man has female friends cause I equally have male friends but when it comes to this bitch, my blood begins to boil.

You see I never met this girl and I have no intentions to but this girls actions are truly pathetic. Let me give you a little run down of the shit I've had to deal with over the last 2 1/2 years with what we'll call Desperate J (DJ).

1. Our first Christmas together, I'm at work and Big Man is over at his Mom's old house...and who decides to show up but DJ with presents for Big Man's little sisters. Let's do some math here, the little sisters who I bathe and play with on a almost daily basis (we all live together now) were 5 & 2 years of age at that Christmas, then minus the 1 1/2 that they broke up which equals the oldest being 3 1/2-4 and barely remembering you and the youngest who was practically fresh out the cooch who doesn't even give a shit about who you are..even his mom was like WTF is she here for. Big Man told me immediately when he came to pick me up and it's not to say I wasn't pissed but I wasn't going to let her ruin my Christmas
2. Mother's Day- We head over again to Big Man's mom house and what to we see...flowers and a card laying in front of the door for his Mama from DJ. She must have came over expecting someone (Big Man) to open the door and let her in but she was surprised when no one did...again all of us are like WTF...weirdo. And we go upon enjoying our holiday again. (It will be funny tho if she goes to the old house this year and surprise we don't live there anymore and is greeted by strangers..haha)
3. 1st text message...I don't remember what it said but I was pissed
4. 2nd text message (about 8-9 months later)- Text saying that God has kept him (BM) in her spirit and that she wanted to mend their friendship and not burn bridges bullshit...after that I started getting so fucking pissed. I told Big Man that he better text her and tell her to stop contacting him or he has to change his number. He text her ( I sat there & watched) and told her to leave him the fuck alone...she messaged back saying ok, and she understood.
5. Well this bitch must be slow in the head cause Big Man gets another text yesterday from her. Mind you again this is like a year after the last message. I can tell by the look on his face that something was wrong when he picks me up from work. I ask him what's up and he hands me his phone. The first words out of my mouth are "BITTTCCHHH". She again is messaging him about how he is doing and burning bridges blah blah blah. Big Man then called his mom and asked what he should do since this broad is obviously dumb and doesn't know how to read. She tells him to send a message to say everything is fine and to not contact him. She then goes on to send another text and I quote "If your not still mad maybe we can link up sometime and catch up if that's alright with your wife (me)" Are you out of your fucking mind?!?! Seriously is it just me or is this girl just insane.

HE DOESN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOU...IT'S BEEN 5 YEARS, GET OVER IT!!!

I know what she is trying to do. She's trying to piss me off by sending them thinking that I'm gonna fight with Big Man about it and were gonna break up and she's gonna scoop him up...

WRONG BITCH!

Your only making yourself look pathetic and dumb.

Big Man and I are rounding 3 years strong, if he wanted you he would have already left me. He told me all the nasty things you did (she was an asshole to him) and I know that he would never take your nasty ass back. This chick is also one of the aspiring "model" MySpace hoes. You know the ones who get "professional" pictures done where they're only wearing a see-thru sarong and nothing else (bet your momma's really proud) and have dreams of being the next video ho. Yeah that's her. The girl truly is pathetic and I almost (not really) feel sorry her.

But show up at the new house and try starting some shit and this is what we'll happen:

I will pull that wack ass weave out track by track! : )

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Anyways on to some lighter and less angry and profanity strewn news..

While looking up "fight" pictures to post I came across this:

A VERY Gangsta Baby...too funny! :)

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I also got a wonderful award from SouthPaw over at Skraps Of My Life!!

The Adorable Blog Award:
Include the award logo in your blog or post.
Nominate as many blogs as you would like.
Be sure to link to your nominees in your post.
Let them know that they have received this award by commenting on their blog.
Share the love and link to this post and to the person from whom you received your award.

Thanks alot girl and go check out her site if you already haven't...she's such a sweetie and she just moved too! :)

I nominate:

Ashley @ Let Go Laughing ( I just started following/reading her blog and I'm addicted)

Lindsey @ Goodbye Martha (sweet & funny and you can become one of her poodles!)

Ashley @ According To Ashley (just started following but whoever love gorging out on the Cheesecake Factory is cool in my book!)

With love! :)

Weekend Warrior!! : )

Hello my lovely ladies!!!

Did you miss me much while I was away yesterday..? lol.

Me and Big Man had a great time, we ended up going to Islands Of Adventure yesterday so we could ride the roller coasters..but we will be heading to Universal Studios on our next day off. I do have just one complaint though.

The food places smelled horrible!!

Maybe it's just me but I honestly wanted to throw up in my mouth from waiting in line to get a pizza and a funnel cake. I don't know what it was but I never want to smell it again.

And look at this little lady!

As she grows she's getting more ballsy and acting like she's a bad ass. Maybe it's because she was the runt of the litter that she feels she has to prove herself, but we are nipping that in the butt quick. But really, she is an extremely good dog. She now sleeps through the night, she barely goes to the bathroom in her crate if were gone, she goes to the door if she needs to go out, and she's pretty good about going for walks. And when she went to go get her first shots the other day, she was a solider and didn't cry, whimper, freak out or anything. That's my girl!!

She will be going to visit her "biological" parents and brother today when we go to Blondie's birthday party. I'm excited because I have a surprise for her and I hope she likes it...(I'd tell and show you pictures but she follows my blog). :)

Anyways continue on rocking out this weekend and having a good time because that what I plan on doing!

I-4 Drives Me Insane!!!

For anybody that lives in Florida...you know what I-4 is! It is better known as Interstate 4 to all others and is in the dead center of Central Florida.

Unfortunately, I live in the "I-4 Corridor" and must take this dreaded highway to get to work everyday.(it really makes me want to slit my wrist sometimes) Some days are good and some days are bad. But the bad usually outweigh the good.

There is ALWAYS an accident somewhere, cops are always pulling someone over, and their is soooo many damn tourist driving sooooooo slow everywhere! No don't get me wrong I love tourists, because let's be honest I work in a hotel and they pretty much give me my paycheck every week, but can't you just take a shuttle to Disney, or call a cab.

I must not just blame it on them though. Us Floridians also cause some of the chaos. We know our way around were always speeding and switching lanes to get where were going..c'mon it's flat & straight down here...Fast Floridans + Slow Sightseers = My Road Rage.

Dear whoever this may concern down at City Hall,

Here's a few points I would like to address with you:

• Is it really necessary to put an on ramp right in front of an off ramp?
• Downtown Orlando...which exit to I get off now?? I'm so confused.
• Aren't we suppose to be lowering our carbon footprint?...So about you give some money to the hotels so they can provide shuttles so we can get some of these tourists off the roads and into a nice Mears bus.
• Umm, where does this toll money go from all the toll roads (408, 417, 528)..seriously I pay more in tolls going to the beach then I pay in groceries.
• And one last point that doesn't relate to roads....If you build one more 7-eleven, Walgreens, or Denny's I'm going to snap....honestly, do I look like that much of a fatass that I need any more slurpees, gummi bears, or horrible pancakes?

I would really like if you can address some of these problems or answer some of these questions, if not I shall continue on my angst fueled driving and continue to blare my horrible horn when someone pisses me off.

Thanks,

Lil Woman

Grrrr...

See the happiness below...

Yeah, that's not how we're feeling today.

I am two seconds away from ending Big Man's life....

I must say though, there is a plus side to us being mad at each, I'm getting up to date on my magazine reading and Golden Girl reruns, and when Big Man gets pissed he starts cleaning, so I have a spotless house.

Maybe I should get him mad once a week..haha..

Edited to Update: We made up late last night and cuddled on the couch to The Office on our DVR. Really how could I stay mad @ that face?

No...Your a Dumbass!!!

I truly love Big Man...

But there are the small moments in time where I would like to smother him with a pillow or commit some other criminal act that would lead me to become a bitch to someone named Bertha.

(I promise that I won't do that but if I do I expect you bloggy friends of mine to take me in! )

Anyways, I get home last night from work to a Big Man sprawled across the couch, zoning out to Comedy Central...ok whatever..I'll talk to myself for awhile..*jeopardy music in the background* After about 5 minutes I get sick of answering my own questions so I turn my attention and questionning to Big Man and go all Alex Trebek on him.

Nothing crazy ya know. Just questions like:

• When do you think you'll finish school?
• When do you think we'll have kids? (I don't want none right now but I was just testing the waters to see a roundabout time)
• Do you love me...etc...ya know, random girl shit.

I don't know what snuck into his boxers but soon as I started telling him that I was more realistic than his was..he got pissed.

Now I was just stating the facts...

1. Yes, I will finish school before him, because I have more credits and am closer to my Associate's then he is
2. We already had the kid discussion before and he knows my timeline...I'm sorry but I just don't want to be having kids when I'm like 40 (kudos to anyone that does but I would like to have them earlier.. I wanna finish college, get into my career, get married, & have a kid)
3. I know he loves me, but sometimes I just need a little extra love..whats wrong with that.
4. I think about all aspects of things, where he makes split second decisions that sometimes don't make sense...he hates when I call him on it.

All in all, this conversation turned ugly & continued back and forth for the rest of the night..

Big Man: Whatever, Your a dumbass

Me: No, your a dumbass

Big Man: Shut up..dumbass!

Me: Fuck You! (I know...were sooo mature)

Maybe I'm bitch & I started it but he didn't end so graciously himself...

I went to bed angry & he went to bed cold...(I took the covers)

And then today we woke up and it was over.

WHAT?!?

I dunno...apologies where exchanged over Crest and we kissed before heading our seperate ways to work..I'm glad it's over tho.. Fighting is exhausting...Why we waste soo much time fighting when it takes so little time to make up, is beyond me.

On a better note though:

We're planning our vacay to PA for my family reunion. Woo-hoo!!!

**And if there are any po-po's reading this, I am totally not serious about the killing him..I'll just paralyze him :)**