Since Big Man and myself began our relationship a little less then 3 years ago, I have not been a fixture on the club scene. Back in the day I would be there probably 3-4 nights a week shaking my booty, but now a days your lucky if you see me there 2-3 times a year.
So last night my girlfriend Blondie and I decided to hit up Tabu Nightclub for a some drinks ($13 pay @ the door pay no more....unlimited drinks, holla!), dancing and my favorite people watching.
Well my beautiful bloggy buddies, Lil' Woman has been out of the game too long because on the walk to the club and when we got inside, this is what about 98% of 'ladies' (and I use that term loosely) were wearing:
WTF?!? I was dressed like a freaking nun in my skinny jeans, cute tunic, and boots (me+heels+hours of dancing= not a good idea) compared to these girls.
Seriously, is this the new dress code for clubs because I obviously missed the memo on this. I know they'll all want to look cute and sexy and want to attract attention from the opposite sex, but c'mon, your leaving nothing to the imagination...
Speaking of leaving nothing to the imagination, so there me and Blondie are at the edge of the dance floor sipping on our Blue Long Islands, people watching when we see a couple dirty dancing on the dance floor. That's fine, whatever, it's a club but it is not cool when your wearing this:
Humping your I kid you not, she was going to town on this dude, ass all hanging out the back and then she starts grinding on his leg and her dress rode all the way, and there it is, her Britney for all to see!
I found it kinda of funny at first, like haha whatta slut, but after awhile it just was disturbing and I was glad to see when the security came down and told her to stop acting like a ho.
I don't claim to be a size 0 or be skinny by any definition, but fuller ladies this applies to you as well. Just because they make it in your size doesn't mean you should wear it.
I saw wayyy too many back rolls, cellulite, ass dimples, and cleavage to last me a life time.
And P.S. to the dude who wouldn't stop following me around the club, if I wanted a someone on my ass, I would have stayed at home with MY BOYFRIEND!!!
All in all though it was fun night out with my girl, Blondie (she'll make you drink like a fish!) and even though I didn't look like a prostitute, I still had a pretty good time! :)
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My favorite song to dance to at the club...
(warning, kinda dirty song)
(warning, kinda dirty song)
Tony Matterhorn - Dutty Wine
I love me some reggae music, thank God I have a Caribbean boyfriend :)
14 comments:
Um.
Pretty woman, anyone?
GETTIT? Cause she was a HOOKER?!
Dayum.
Wow that would be a little much!
hahaha, oh, I was at this bar [in the upstairs of a bowling alley] and this girl comes in with a dress so short that I could see her cooter while she was standing. It was BAD!
The same outfits are what girls down here in the clubs are wearing...whenever its girls night out I feel so "out of it" because I am not dressed like a hoe! lol. Eww. Girls like that just crave attention and in the wrong kinda way...if ya know what I mean.
I too am shocked when I get to the club which is very rare! I'd much rather stay home in my jammies with the BF =D
You are so funny. haha I live by the Myth club and seriously, even in the dead of winter (we have SNOW), girls are all skankified standing out there trying to look cute with heels and close to nothing on. Srsly. You look ridiculous out in the freakin winter like that.
Haha oh wow... I also haven't been "out" in years and if that's what people are wearing these days then I don't want to! That's INSANE. Seriously. How is that even a dress?
I went to my friends 35th birthday party, which was a PRIVATE party at a local bar. One of the girls, (his friend) came in wearing a slutty dress. Everytime I went to get a cigarette, her va-ja-jay was right there. it was nasty. She was sweaty as well. I agree, I am a bigger girl, and I wear things that accent my rolls, not show them.
But, I wish we had $13 holla!!
Glad ya'll had a good laugh though!
BUT BEST OF ALL! DUTTY WIND IS MY FAV SONG! I CAN DANCE LIKE THEM TOO! LOL!
This post cracked me up. I wish we lived closer so I could go out with you!! :)
I have a friend with dresses like these that she wears to the club. I'm always telling her she looks like a hoochie.
omg. Those outfits are so SLUTTY! Why even wear anything if you are going to wear that??
I had a ball with you girl like always! Next time we are bringing the camera.
LOL!! :) This made me die laughing!! :)
Too funny!
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