No...Your a Dumbass!!!

I truly love Big Man...

But there are the small moments in time where I would like to smother him with a pillow or commit some other criminal act that would lead me to become a bitch to someone named Bertha.

(I promise that I won't do that but if I do I expect you bloggy friends of mine to take me in! )

Anyways, I get home last night from work to a Big Man sprawled across the couch, zoning out to Comedy Central...ok whatever..I'll talk to myself for awhile..*jeopardy music in the background* After about 5 minutes I get sick of answering my own questions so I turn my attention and questionning to Big Man and go all Alex Trebek on him.

Nothing crazy ya know. Just questions like:

• When do you think you'll finish school?
• When do you think we'll have kids? (I don't want none right now but I was just testing the waters to see a roundabout time)
• Do you love me...etc...ya know, random girl shit.

I don't know what snuck into his boxers but soon as I started telling him that I was more realistic than his was..he got pissed.

Now I was just stating the facts...

1. Yes, I will finish school before him, because I have more credits and am closer to my Associate's then he is
2. We already had the kid discussion before and he knows my timeline...I'm sorry but I just don't want to be having kids when I'm like 40 (kudos to anyone that does but I would like to have them earlier.. I wanna finish college, get into my career, get married, & have a kid)
3. I know he loves me, but sometimes I just need a little extra love..whats wrong with that.
4. I think about all aspects of things, where he makes split second decisions that sometimes don't make sense...he hates when I call him on it.

All in all, this conversation turned ugly & continued back and forth for the rest of the night..

Big Man: Whatever, Your a dumbass

Me: No, your a dumbass

Big Man: Shut up..dumbass!

Me: Fuck You! (I know...were sooo mature)

Maybe I'm bitch & I started it but he didn't end so graciously himself...

I went to bed angry & he went to bed cold...(I took the covers)

And then today we woke up and it was over.

WHAT?!?

I dunno...apologies where exchanged over Crest and we kissed before heading our seperate ways to work..I'm glad it's over tho.. Fighting is exhausting...Why we waste soo much time fighting when it takes so little time to make up, is beyond me.

On a better note though:

We're planning our vacay to PA for my family reunion. Woo-hoo!!!

**And if there are any po-po's reading this, I am totally not serious about the killing him..I'll just paralyze him :)**