I Feel Funny...

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As you all may know, I have been sick for the past couple of days.

I took my mama's advice and got some Tussin DM (seriously it's called Tussin, that Robo knockoff) to fight off some of my coughing and chest congestion. So last night I'm sitting here at work and I take my Tussin and about a half hour later I start getting a killer headache, you know one of those headaches that you feel in your eye ball. I do what any sane person would do and scavenge to find some pills to pop to numb my pain. Luckily at the gym we carry Bayer, so I took two of those.

Everything was fine and dandy till about an hour later.

I was there sitting at my desk, reading all you ladies blogs when I start feeling a little weird. Yeah, my headache was gone but my eyes felt like they were geekin the fuck out and I had this weird woozy feeling in my head. I tried to focus but when I was reading a blog the pictures started looking bigger and the colors were tripping me out, so I logged off.

Luckily it was time for me to clock out and go home but driving like that wasn't any better. My pupils were so effin big that I was freaking myself out and driving in the dark with all the lights was scaring me. I arrived home safely and Big Man put me to bed with some water and milk to drink to sop up my drugs (lol) but not before singing me this

Asshole...

And for his information it feels completely different being jacked up on cough medicine & bayer than it does off weed :)

I'll need parental supervision taking my meds anymore!