You would think that I am the one and only true love in Big Man's world, wouldn't you?!?
Well I'm sorry to tell you ladies but your wrong.
After a year or so of dating I realized that I was not Big Man's only prize possession...(*wipes away tear*) Silly me, how could I be so foolish to think that I could be the only thing to hold his hearts content.
The first hussy that gets his motor going his Ford Explorer
( I don't know all the details about it but I know it's big and he worships her)
He'll spend hours upon hours outside on the driveway vacuuming, cleaning, waxing and practically licking the car clean. And damn me to hell if I go out and disturb him during this intimate moment with her. He'll wash and wax my car, but I can tell he doesn't put the TLC into my silver bullet like he does his 'Blue Baby'.
The second hussy that pushes all his right buttons is his X-box.
You know what I did at 1am on Black Friday morning this past year?? Sat my little cold booty outside of Circuit City for four hours with Big Man so he could get that stupid little box. Stupid me, what was I thinking? Again the boy can spend hours upon hours just staring at the TV playing those games.
I don't understand how to play any of those games. Grand Theft Auto, if I wanted to kill a hooker I'd go down to OBT and pop one. Call Of Duty, I have to bad of eyes to even see those soldiers coming. I like to kick it old school style with some Nintendo, Super Mario Bros. 3, Duck Hunt, and Excite Bike (remember that game, had such horrible graphics..)
And here is Big Man in all his avatar glory:
(kinda cute..lol)
Gamer's Wife, I don't know how you deal girl! :)
Does your husband/boyfriends/girlfriends have any obsessions?!?
P.S. Big Man came out while I was writing this and saw that I was shitting on his vices and told me I have no life....who's calling the kettle black?!? :)
18 comments:
hahahaha i love that he came out and told you that you have no life after this post... so ironic!
greg does the same thing with his car. he'll tell me he's going for a car wash and 2 hours later i'll start to worry about him... then i find out he's been in his garage for the past hour or so putting "finishing touches" on it and he'll be in soon (read: another hour or so to go). haha
The only obsession in my hubby's life are his GUNS. :( Yeah. There's a 600 lb. gun safe taking up a corner of my living room as proof!
too funny. At least you know your place girl! lol
The ex loved his guns, and darts. The man could play for hours as you seen.
hello, my arms got tired.
Haha I was FURIOUS when the Hubs bought one of these... but I kinda like it now. He doesn't play THAT often, and I love the Feeding Frenzy game! ahaha
LOL I can relate I am all for Super Mario Bros the mister is all about his wii and PS2 forget him taking out the trash during his games! =D
the little avatar is so cute.! lol
mine's first love is basketball. so much that he sleeps with his ball right next to his bed. really wish i was kidding. but, i'm not. i'm jealous of Spalding. lol
second love is the gym. to work out and get better for his games, of course.
::sigh::
Haha gotta love the vices. I dated a guy that was addcited to video games and I mean addicted. The dude barely had time to pee cause he was so stuck to the remote. It's sad really. Hopefully Big Man isn't that bad!
My hubs also is in love with his XBox. He is such a nerd about it! He actually plays a computer game that he first started playing in the 8th grade (mind you, he is 26) and it's all in TEXT!!!! It's nuts!
B LOVES his new car. I give him sh*t about it all the time and he just says, "Yep, she's my baby." Gag me.
my husband's a golfer. anyone else who has a family member who golfs knows what i go through. enough said. :)
haha, that is truly a funny post. Love it... I can't really think of anything that B is just obsessed with. Fantasy Football is about to start though so I am sure that will take the prize!
my man loves his xbox as well! he doesn't usually play when i'm around though ;)
his only other love, the computer...he loves youtube!
when we're home together though we pretty much do everything together.
LOL!LOL!!LOL!! you are sofunny!!
BF used to be obsessed with video games. For real, do these guys ever truly grow up and quit playing these? SIGH. Well, he gave them up (mostly) so we could spend more time together... I didn't even have to ask! :)
But isn't it funny how we find ourselves literally getting jealous of the time they spend with technology? I hate it.
Hahahaha, this whole post made me laugh. I can totally relate! My boyfriend is the same way with his car. I also spent way too much time perfecting his Tiger Woods Xbox likeness. At least sometimes I get to play too--we made our Sims and mine is incredibly life-like. I just wish he weren't the one controlling it!
hahaha. I was reading your post and I was like, AH you are describing my life exactly! And then you referenced me and I had such a laugh :)
Did I mention that the gamer used our WEDDING MONEY to buy the Wii?? I knew then there'd be nothing I could do to get in the way of his first love ;)
LMAO!
The hubs is also XBox obsessed. He got pretty into Call of Duty for awhile. But College Football and Madden are his true loves. Madden comes out this week... I'm heading to the beach. Seriously, he's almost 26 and I'm pretty positive he will never grow out of it. He's gotten a little better over time, but sometimes I still have to give him a little reality check! Boys and their toys...
Hahaha, don't worry, my husband probably spends as much quality time with The Box as he does me. But there are some games I play too (HALO!). Call of Duty I would play, but we can't play on XBox live together with that game. Halo is easier to play because the dudes are blue or red, so they are easy to see, and you're right, the Call of Duty guys are really hard to see.
PS. I like your new blog layout! Did you make everything yourself? Too cute.
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