I'm kicking my self in the ass this morning for not finding my camera soon enough and recording it but listening to Big Man last night after watching Real Housewives of New York was effing hilarious.
I think we all as a consensus can come to an agreement that watching this lady last night was like watching a trainwreck happen in slow motion...
Seriously, what the hell is wrong with her??
I have to agree with Sonya towards the end that it was like a brick wall trying to talk to her but here are some of the lines that were 'cuckoo for coco puffs'
Zip it!
Seriously how many times did she say that?!? If I was any of the other girls I would have smacked her upside her head if she kept saying that to me when I was trying to speak.
Feelings Are So 1979
I did the math and Kelly was only 10 years old in 1979. Is she reverting back to her childhood when her feelings were unappreciated and '79 was that year?!? I know some people don't like to express their emotions publicly but this lady doesn't want anyone within earshot to.
Complaint Pad
Just another proven point. I'm surprised I didn't see Kelly crouched in a corner with her ears plugged singing 'lalala I can't hear you' when someone mentioned their feelings
I'm On Scary Island
You got a monogrammed tote with cute goodies in it....if anyone should be scared it should be MODG but I'm sure LP crazies weren't on that island so let's all just simmer down.
And my favorite one of all and the one Big Man nailed with brutal accuracy:
I'm Going To Be The Adult And Go Inside Now....(seconds pass before she returns)....Who Wants Jelly Beans?!?
Earmuffs ladies....but WHAT THE FUCK?!? Kelly has a one way ticket to cartwheel crazy town and I'm sure the only people invited are her gummi bears, jelly beans, and lollipops.
This was a ridiculous episode and next week seems to be gearing up to be another drama fest.....wowsers!
What did you think about this weeks episode?!?
15 comments:
awww i havent been able to watch it b/c we don't have dvr right now and the hubs refuses to watch it with me! Now i really wish I would have seen it but i have a feeling your recap is better :)
She is CRAZY! I have no idea what is coming out of her mouth most of the time! Like Bethenny said "That girl couldn't have graduated from the college of macaroni and cheese!" ha...ha..that was my favorite! She's definately missing a few wires!
Your commentary on this was hilarious! Crazy town - this seems to be the trend for all the Real Housewives. I don't watch the NY, but LOVE the NJ girls!
She definitely had a nervous breakdown like as we were watching. That was INSANE!
OMG! I haven't watched the episode yet (can't wait!!!) but seriously, Kelly has got to be the most insanely obnoxious and stupid person on the show! I actually feel bad for her, I seriously think there is something wrong with her brain!
Ummm... I agree. And did you hear her last week, "I only eat organic food and do not eat anything with high fructose corn sugar!" Kelly dear, wtf is in gummy bears and jelly beans... I guess candy doesn't count right?
I am glad we share a love of the housewives!
LMAO!!! I've never seen the Real Housewifes so we're even on LOST. :) XOXO
I started last nights episode, but crashed. Hope to watch it tonight or tomorrow!!
LOL! I haven't watched it this week! But last week, she was already pissing me! I like Bethenny just looked at her like, "Who the EFF are you, crazy lady?"
Bizarre.
And excellent television.
Although, I might want to punch her stupid face if I met her IRL.
Although, she might be pregnant...
But in the wise words someone once told me...
"She's not pregnant in the face."
this episode was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad. she needs help in a major way and it looks like it's only gonna get worse next week!
Love this post! I think Kelly B is NUTS!
Can't wait for next week when Jill shows up and surprises the ladies.
Have a good weekend!
xoxo,
Minnesota Girl
Oh my goodness, that girl is definitely certifiably crazy!!!! My hubs likens that show to clucking chickens. For the most part, he's right on point!
OH MY GOSH... this episode was soooo good! i watched it twice. She's a nut job. What bugs me is Kelly has always said she doesn't like gossip and drama but she caused all the problems! Hmmmm...
Yeah Kelly is insane. I started making BF watch it with me because I was tired of not having someone to talk to about her. LOL
Totally forgot to say this too:
I LOVE LOVE LOVE that you shouted out to MODG in your post! Haha! SOOO True
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